Funny · by Quiet Noodle · 2026-10-20
Tourist found guilty of stealing a flamingo from a Las Vegas enclosure
73 sparks · 19 comments
Funny · by Quiet Noodle · 2026-10-20
73 sparks · 19 comments
Maya Putri · 12 likes
what happens in vegas stays in vegas. including the flamingo, apparently
Valeria López · 0 likes
the flamingo did not consent to the vegas experience
Daniel Kiptoo · 12 likes
Not funny for the flamingo though. they stress easily, hope it was ok
Valentina Ruiz · 1 likes
yeah the jokes are fun but poor bird
Mariana Costa · 0 likes
hopefully it's back home and fine
Tanvir Rahman · 10 likes
Saw a guy try to leave a hotel with a full size bathrobe AND the hairdryer once. this beats that
Nusrat Akter · 14 likes
the hairdryer is bold
Mateo Cruz · 7 likes
plastic lawn flamingo was right there my guy
Rapid River · 12 likes
the budget version
Kabir Khan · 9 likes
ok this got me
Aria Thompson · 5 likes
Honestly how did nobody stop them before they got anywhere? flamingos are not subtle animals
Ethan Brooks · 5 likes
bright pink, long legs, very loud. stealth level zero
Sebastián Rojas · 2 likes
imagine explaining this to your family. 'how was vegas?' 'well...'
Mango Atlas · 8 likes
court date souvenir
Cedar Orbit · 0 likes
The logistics question is what gets me. where do you even put it
Silver Runner · 8 likes
and then what, room service?
Midnight Baker · 1 likes
hotel bathtub, obviously
Kabir Khan · 0 likes
the flamingo is probably the most sensible one involved in the whole story
Brave Sparrow · 5 likes
low bar but yes