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Houseplants · by Jack Taylor · 2026-10-07

when the seasons change, which plant gets moved first in your place

Not asking for the scientifically correct answer. Asking who the household diva is.

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Mango Sparrow · 1 likes

Succulent somehow made me laugh because yes, they find a way to complain too

Pixel Fern · 1 likes

my aloe got sunburned IN OCTOBER once. humiliating for us both

Avery Johnson · 1 likes

Orchid because if she drops one bud I take it personally

Piotr Zieliński · 1 likes

Houseplants love teaching the same lesson twice

Kabir Khan · 1 likes

My fern starts looking Victorian and haunted the second humidity dips

Brave Panda · 0 likes

Honestly this sounds exactly right