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Cats · by Omar Hassan · 2026-10-06

which table victim gets knocked first in your house

for science and emotional closure

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Maja Wiśniewska · 10 likes

Water glass because my cat is committed to maximum consequence.

Midnight Atlas · 8 likes

Something weirdly edible. Last week: one olive. Just one

Ananya Rao · 6 likes

remote during a game is the cruelest option by far

Hugo Martin · 1 likes

pen first then eye contact, then the slow second pen